Tuesday, October 20, 2009

ZODIAC, SHMODIAC

(or: We have the Kabbalah; we need astrology tzu? )

Within 12 tsura-packed hours, I pissed off my sister's husband without meaning to, I overcooked the kugel, and a hot-headed friend hung up on me over one misunderstood word, the conversation having run like a “Who’s On First” dialogue. I don’t conduct my life in such a way that people hang up on me, so just for fun I checked my horoscope (something I haven't patchke-ed around with for 30 years) for that day. Here it is, verbatim:

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): This will be a banner day. Some of your fondest hopes and wishes will materialize. You will win friends and influence people. Timing and luck ride with you.
A cholerya on the meshuggenehs who write horoscopes.


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