Within 12 tsura-packed hours, I pissed off my sister's husband without meaning to, I overcooked the kugel, and a hot-headed friend hung up on me over one misunderstood word, the conversation having run like a “Who’s On First” dialogue. I don’t conduct my life in such a way that people hang up on me, so just for fun I checked my horoscope (something I haven't patchke-ed around with for 30 years) for that day. Here it is, verbatim:
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): This will be a banner day. Some of your fondest hopes and wishes will materialize. You will win friends and influence people. Timing and luck ride with you.A cholerya on the meshuggenehs who write horoscopes.
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